What is Moffit?
1.
heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.
It basically means 'I am off it!"
I am proper Moffit...
2.
A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
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3.
Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
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Random Words:
1.
"Where are you?"
or
"I'm over here!"
or in response
"I'm coming!"
If a group gets separated..
1.
To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.
The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.
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