What is Moffit?
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heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.
It basically means 'I am off it!"
I am proper Moffit...
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A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
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Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
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A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy ge..
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a whole lot of something.
I have a cubic assload of work to do.
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