Mofl

What is Mofl?

Masturbate on the floor laughing. Only used at the HEIGHT of laughter, to where you almost have an orgasm over it..

Person 1: HOLY SHIT! I just had sex with a man, whom I thought was a hott ass cuban girl.

person 2: MOFLBUS!!!1121oneeleven

Ur Muvva

1. The hideous, vile creature that gave birth to you. Jim Bob: "Ur muvva's got a penis." Fred Bob: "I KNOW!!!" ..

Italian Hot Pocket

1. When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets. I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket! ..

Unwankered

1. The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again. ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pi..

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