Mofl

What is Mofl?

Masturbate on the floor laughing. Only used at the HEIGHT of laughter, to where you almost have an orgasm over it..

Person 1: HOLY SHIT! I just had sex with a man, whom I thought was a hott ass cuban girl.

person 2: MOFLBUS!!!1121oneeleven

Cum Muffin

1. A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up. "Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of..

Pert

1. Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed. Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most d..

Department Of Corrections

1. A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth. The department of c..

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