Mofocious Edit Meaning

1. 44inches long, always hard. Man, that girl was so fine she gave me an ushnash!..

1. is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy. Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?..

1. A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates ..