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Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And ..
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
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bassist, and one of the vocalist for the all time coolest band ever All Time Low
and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet,..