Mogar

What is Mogar?


1.

A 50 inch living dildo with small arms and legs, who habitually plows through concrete walls. He screams very loudly, despite not having a mouth, or any real organs. Mogar is coming after YOU!!!!!

Man 1: I was watching TV the other day when Mogar barged his way into my house and dove headfirst into my girlfriend.

Man 2: Is she okay?

Man 1: The doctors say she may never recover from the damage he did.

*Mogar busts in through the wall*

Mogar: BLAAAAARGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

Man 1 and 2: OH SHIT! RUUUUN!!!!!

See dildo, scary, disgusting, insane

2.

Is a machine that contains a vibrating dildo and/or analpleasuring devices, that are strapped on to the user.

Joey strapped on his mogar before he enjoyed the porn movie

Betty strapped on her mogar before she went to bed

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