What is Mogar?
1.
A 50 inch living dildo with small arms and legs, who habitually plows through concrete walls. He screams very loudly, despite not having a mouth, or any real organs. Mogar is coming after YOU!!!!!
Man 1: I was watching TV the other day when Mogar barged his way into my house and dove headfirst into my girlfriend.
Man 2: Is she okay?
Man 1: The doctors say she may never recover from the damage he did.
*Mogar busts in through the wall*
Mogar: BLAAAAARGGGHHH!!!!!!!!
Man 1 and 2: OH SHIT! RUUUUN!!!!!
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2.
Is a machine that contains a vibrating dildo and/or
Joey strapped on his mogar before he enjoyed the porn movie
Betty strapped on her mogar before she went to bed
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