Mogar

What is Mogar?


1.

A 50 inch living dildo with small arms and legs, who habitually plows through concrete walls. He screams very loudly, despite not having a mouth, or any real organs. Mogar is coming after YOU!!!!!

Man 1: I was watching TV the other day when Mogar barged his way into my house and dove headfirst into my girlfriend.

Man 2: Is she okay?

Man 1: The doctors say she may never recover from the damage he did.

*Mogar busts in through the wall*

Mogar: BLAAAAARGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

Man 1 and 2: OH SHIT! RUUUUN!!!!!

See dildo, scary, disgusting, insane

2.

Is a machine that contains a vibrating dildo and/or analpleasuring devices, that are strapped on to the user.

Joey strapped on his mogar before he enjoyed the porn movie

Betty strapped on her mogar before she went to bed

See butt, anal, sex, toys, gay


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