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A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus..
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An attractive woman. Scottsmen famously don't wear anything under the kilt, so an erection would cause the kilt to lift.
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Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters
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