Moime

What is Moime?

The naturally occuring mucous lining the intestinal wall for the purpose of lubricating turds on their way out of your ass.

"I have to leave for a moment. I've got moim in my trousers."

Inter Departmental Penile Implant

1. when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your..

The Jim Abbot

1. Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand. I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giv..

Speed Goggles

1. When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-countryrunners..

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