Moime

What is Moime?

The naturally occuring mucous lining the intestinal wall for the purpose of lubricating turds on their way out of your ass.

"I have to leave for a moment. I've got moim in my trousers."

Toilet Twinkie

1. One of the many synonyms for feces. Fearing that it was too large to flush, Hector left the toilet twinkie floating...

Dateline

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Drown The Brown Turtle

1. To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool. Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then dro..

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