What is Moist Day?
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Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".
A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
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The act of having a sudden bowel movement,
A surprise attack of diahrea,
Not prepared, or unexpected.
"Mykey had an unexpecturd ..
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An alcoholic drink containing 1 part Jaggermeister, 1 part Peach Schnapps, 1 part Cranberry Juice.
Best chugged from the cranberry juic..
