What is Moist Day?
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Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".
A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
Random Words:
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An 'I love you' prude is a person who never says 'I love you'
This is usually a person with commitment issues
Oppo..
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getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!..