Moist Day

What is Moist Day?

Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".

A: "Is Mouldy in today?"

B: "No, he's working from home."

A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"

B: "I reckon so."

A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."

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Pusshaslicks

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Altvater

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