Moist Johnson

What is Moist Johnson?

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

See moist, johnson, slap, lick

Assgasket

1. The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation. "damn, that shit is ranci..

Cpb

1. 1. Short for crazy psycho bitch. A girl who is the essence of crazy, psycho, and bitch all in one. person one: That girl is like crazy..

Erroneous Boneous

1. When a man receives a completely unexplainable erection. Yo i got that erroneous boneous in church yesterday! See boner, erection, you..

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