Moist Johnson

What is Moist Johnson?

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

See moist, johnson, slap, lick

Uberageness

1. n. An occurance of uber-greatness. Needless suffixes compulsory. "Woah, did you see Mrs. Roman's head explode in English? It ..

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3. Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded. Andrew is a phucktard. 4. same definiti..

Trons

1. Another term for marijuana. "Dude, these trons are dank as fuck." See trons, tronskies, weed, mary jane, buds 2. Sarcastic..

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