Moist Johnson

What is Moist Johnson?

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

See moist, johnson, slap, lick

Video Cheat

1. 1. To promise to video chat with someone and then proceed to video chat with someone else. 2. To video chat with someone other than the..

Slurection

1. A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom. Hey, check out that aardvark! Tha..

Jamaica Ska

1. A totally rad song in a super hip movie Ya bro, that song is a Jamaica Ska See surfin, bird, send, me, an, angel..

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