Moist Johnson

What is Moist Johnson?

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

See moist, johnson, slap, lick

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W.t.g.f.

1. Acronym, or code, for "Wants to Get Fucked". A sarcastic code between guys to describe a woman who is dressed provocatively o..

Quough

1. When you cough and queef at the same time. I had a tickle in my throat that caused me to cough and queef at the same time, so I called ..

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