Moist Johnson

What is Moist Johnson?

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

See moist, johnson, slap, lick

Fish Mallet

1. Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis. Hey buddy what are you doing tonite Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with..

Bishwanker

1. A large object, and or a big thing. If one notices a large hat they can say: " Wow, thats a huge bishwanker!" See large, big..

Quien Es Su Padre

1. Spanish way of saying "Who's your daddy?" Que es mi nombre bitch...Quien es su padre? See spanish, padre, bitch, es 1...

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