What is Moist Lap Dance?
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While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
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