What is Moist Lap Dance?
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While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
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Random Words:
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Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.
John quickly sai..
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The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs.
Ooooh baby, is that queef I smell?
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The sound of gas coming from a fem..
