Moistie Alumni

What is Moistie Alumni?


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A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"

Jane: "Hi"

Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"

Jane: "Way back in the day"

Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"


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