What is Moistie Alumni?
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A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a
Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"
Random Words:
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A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any..