Moistie Cadet

What is Moistie Cadet?

A moistie cadet is a girl who is too young to be a moistie, but has greater than a 90% chance to become a moistie when she turns 16.

Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"

Joe2: "Let's see their faces"

Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"

Landscape Porn

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Jerkish

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Post-grind Jitters

1. When a young,attractive girl, usually in Jr. High gets dirty for the first time with an incredibly hot boy. At first she loves it, as he..

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