Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

See masturbate, jerk off, jack off, wank, spank, beat, choke the chicken, beef jerky, wack off, fap, lotion, cock, dick, erection, sperm, orgasm

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