Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

See masturbate, jerk off, jack off, wank, spank, beat, choke the chicken, beef jerky, wack off, fap, lotion, cock, dick, erection, sperm, orgasm

Color Me Indian

1. A phrase which expresses disbelief with a feeling of scorn. Well color me indian if thats true. See ok, racism, belief, disbelief..

Doogie Face

1. A pissed off look with a blank stare added to it. my dad had a doogie face when I flipped him off. See doodie, face, mad, sad..

Crapalistic

1. An expression to define your uber crappy mood. How was your day? It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!..

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