Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

See masturbate, jerk off, jack off, wank, spank, beat, choke the chicken, beef jerky, wack off, fap, lotion, cock, dick, erection, sperm, orgasm

Bunx

1. One's wrongdoing or accident. Also anything done with ill intent or met with disapproval. "My bunx" as in "My bad&..

Gorilla's Thumbs

1. Really, really hard nipples. 'Ohh yes winter is here and the girls are out and about. There's Gorilla's thumbs all over..

Faceplum

1. The highest form of self humiliation. Crikey, Charlotte just got a faceplum for that observation. See teabag..

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