Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

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Go Apeshit

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Quarter-sexual

1. quarter-sexual: a person who will do sexual act for a quarter ($.25). Brian is a quarter-sexual; he will do any girl for a quarter. Wh..

Heemer

1. one who believes that the raunchiest girls are wick3d fine. -dAim andrew, that kid is such a heemer. - i know he might as well date an..

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