Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

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Philadelphia Trumpet

1. A news magazine in Philadelphia that sounds like a dirty sex move. My friend asked me if I bought the Philadelphia Trumpet, and I said ..

Zmao

1. The act of Zumba-ing one's ass off! (i.e. Zumba-ing My Ass Off! ) Zumba-ing My Ass Off! = ZMAO See zmao, zumba, dance, exercise..

Evening Wood

1. Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap. Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch..

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