Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

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Galute

1. A word to describe an Irish Behemoth named Colin. Infamous for doing the Jesus Dance, Walking up homes naked, and being forced to do th..

Uft - Unidentified Flying Fucktardo.

1. Short for Unidentified flying fucktardo. - A fucking retard who goes on about UFO's all the time. I wish he'd shut up about ..

Trouser Snake Beating

1. slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head. bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!..

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