Moisturbating

What is Moisturbating?

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

See masturbate, jerk off, jack off, wank, spank, beat, choke the chicken, beef jerky, wack off, fap, lotion, cock, dick, erection, sperm, orgasm

Ponylocks

1. Kidnapped horsehair for ghetto fabulous look. Non-recyclable weave. Look at her ponylocks, there must be a horse somewhere freezing it..

Puff Padre

1. Lame "spanglish" version of Puff Daddy. Puff Padre is the worst rapper ever. See spanglish, lame, rap, hip hop, puff daddy, ..

103

1. Said when two people say the same sentence simultaneously. If then one says 103 and the other cannot speak until someone calls him/her ..

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