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i'm not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me
when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say "i ain't yo napki..
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A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because ..
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women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture
I'm going to get a hysterectomy...