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Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"
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diddle-diddle is when you stick your fingers in your ass.
my teacher diddle-diddles al day in class...
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a full nights sleep.
Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow...