Mojave

What is Mojave?


1.

The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.

Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.

Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.

See erect, erection, aroused, stiffy, hard on

2.

Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.

Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.

See microsoft, windows, vista, mojave, computers, Diabeetus

3.

(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.

Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.

Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.

Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.

See mojave, fake, superficial, tag


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