What is Mojito?
1.
(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.
To make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. Add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the glass with ice, and top off with club soda. Garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.
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2.
A Bacardi Rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice
Bartender, gimme a mojito...and yeah I ain't gay but I like my mojito.
3.
Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.
BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.
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