What is Mojob?
1.
noun,adj.
a word I made up a few years ago, as a substitute for any worn-out swear word you can think of (such as 'fuck'). Makes any sentence from the mouth of a boring cusser sound 10 times funnier. Try it!
Goofus: Shut the fuck up you fucking fucker!
Gallant: Shut the mojog up you mojobing mojober!
2.
My tall Asian friend Eric
Nevan: Bad Mojob!
Eric: (Yelling noises)
3.
A telekinetic blowjob.
A blowjob typically given by the likes of Jean Grey.
You never know when the mojob's coming, man. Sometimes she just enters the room and ...uuuuhhhhnnnnnnnn.
Random Words:
1.
Something very bad or wrong.
Coined by Larry David on 'Curb your Enthusiasm'
"My daughter shaved her head today to look..
1.
A fast way of saying "you know what I mean"
Yaddadamean, yaddada I’m saying
See yadadamean, yaddadamean, yadamean..
1.
Really bad or horrible.
Not having a good time.
I had the most terribubble day
See horrible, terrible, bad, crap, mean..
