Mojob

What is Mojob?


1.

noun,adj.

a word I made up a few years ago, as a substitute for any worn-out swear word you can think of (such as 'fuck'). Makes any sentence from the mouth of a boring cusser sound 10 times funnier. Try it!

Goofus: Shut the fuck up you fucking fucker!

Gallant: Shut the mojog up you mojobing mojober!

2.

My tall Asian friend Eric

Nevan: Bad Mojob!

Eric: (Yelling noises)

3.

A telekinetic blowjob.

A blowjob typically given by the likes of Jean Grey.

You never know when the mojob's coming, man. Sometimes she just enters the room and ...uuuuhhhhnnnnnnnn.


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