What is Mojob?
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noun,adj.
a word I made up a few years ago, as a substitute for any worn-out swear word you can think of (such as 'fuck'). Makes any sentence from the mouth of a boring cusser sound 10 times funnier. Try it!
Goofus: Shut the fuck up you fucking fucker!
Gallant: Shut the mojog up you mojobing mojober!
2.
My tall Asian friend Eric
Nevan: Bad Mojob!
Eric: (Yelling noises)
3.
A telekinetic blowjob.
A blowjob typically given by the likes of Jean Grey.
You never know when the mojob's coming, man. Sometimes she just enters the room and ...uuuuhhhhnnnnnnnn.
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