Moke

What is Moke?


1.

Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-

Surfing

Bodyboarding

Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray

Hawaiian Canoe Paddling

Driving a Lifted Pickup

Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music

Playing an ukulele

Stealing shoes/slippahs

Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.

Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...

See MVC

2.

Hawaiianpidgin for: a big local " braddah"

Someone from Hawaii that is most or all of the following:

Hawaiian or Hawaiian mixed

Big!!!

Likes to scrap

Likes to drink

Drives a truck

Works construction

Longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs

Loves Hawaiian music

Loves to eat

Hates haoles

Goes offroading

Goes hunting (for wild pigs)

Owns a pitbull (or some other bad-ass dog)

Works Security/Bounces

Has a "Proud to Be Hawaiian" sticker on his truck

Cruizes at da beach on his day off

Lives in "da country" outside of the city

Wut, you going Waianae side? Watch out get plenny mokes out dea! No act dumb!!

All da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!

See waianae, hawaiian, pidgin, scrap, big, polynesian, braddah

3.

A person (usually with an ethnic background consisting of Hawaiian, Filipino, and/or Japanese. And in some very rare cases Caucasian) who is a local of one of the Hawaiian islands. Is extremely profound and in most cases, fluent in the use of "pidgin" laguage. These people usually have an IQ of 50 but make up for it with thier ability to talk a lot of trash. They engage in a lot of trash talk, and usually have nothing to back it up. They enjoy getting into fights at school and hoping that it will gain them many popularity points. Their "fights" are mostly pushing around and yelling the phrase "wat 'chu faka" out loud many times and are broken up extemely quickly. Many mokes may look tough but are actually very sensitive. If you joke about them, they threaten you, if you look at them they get pissed very quickly, and if your a white person, they will call you a " haole" and tell you to get out of Hawaii. Mokes believe that the white man took over and degraded Hawaii when really, the white man helped modernize Hawaii.

They also have low-income familys. Which probably explains why they can't speak proper English. Which makes it very hard to understand them

Moke: What 'chu faka? Like scrap?

person: Do I know you?

Moke: Faka, you teasing me?

person: Who the hell are you?

Moke: psh, faka you not worth it brah. *walks away*

person: Jeeze, he's such a moke I swear. *shakes head*

See moke, moron, pathetic, local, worthless

4.

Hawaiian pidgin describing and/or classifying a male based on their displayed personality traits.

"Moke" can be used to describe a male (usually of Hawiian descent, and/or from/living in Hawaii) who exhibits traits of outgoing, personality type "B", and/or "bully" style behavior.

Males that cause others to cross the street to avoid them may sometimes be called "mokes".

Percieved "bullies" may sometimes be called "mokes".

Agressive, while not always violent behavior, may be exhibited. At the same time, verbal opinions, points of view, comments, and/or exclamations will be expressed using the commonly accepted, Hawaiian pidgin dialect.

While the term "moke" invokes images of negative connotations, this may not always be the case.

Bouncers, security, older brothers/cousins that don't like you trying to date their little sisters/cousins may also be wrongly classified as "mokes", due to the fact that they usually scare the user.

Surfers

Bodyboarders

Offroaders

Field workers

Security

Bouncers

Her uncle that hates you

The neighborhood kid who wanna be da kine badd ass

Pot smokers/famers

Bullies

Pitbull Owners (this includes other "bad ass" breeds as well)

Guys that typically cause fear without ever speaking to them

The guys that laughed and/or picked on you in school for being a kook

...are usually labled "mokes".

Use your imagination to determine what a "moke-ette" can be.

Fo real, J-boy wanna be one kine moke now dat his braddah jes got out.

See pidgin, slang, moke, braddah, kine, bully

5.

Moke; (mōk); verb

the act (and art) of sitting around doing nothing.

"since we were on the clock we decided to moke around and soak up some hours."

also used as a noun: moker

Kurt: "those city workers have been mokin' on this street for two months."

Ryan: "what a bunch of mokers."

See moker, lazy, sloth, doider, on the clock

6.

moke is a word used in hawaii, to describe someone who acts super local; they can be of different racial backgrounds, but mostly hawaiians.

their pidgin is usually heavier; they're like hawaiian macgyvers with their creativity, but their things usually aren't as cool. such as someone i know, who duct taped 2 mcdonalds tray to a piece of ply board, and used it to go grassboarding.

people often mistake mokes for being stupid, but they're not... they just have a different sense of thought; often not caring about things that people might consider important to intelligence, what they do know and know about, they're very smart when it comes to the facts of those.

brah, that moke went kick that haole guy's ass! good thing too, stupid fuckin' haole thought he was better than us cause we speak pidgin. that's one for the mokes brah.

See pidgin, locals, hawaii, hawaiians, people

7.

Mob muscle.

When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.

See bouncer, goon


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