What is Moker?
1.
Big. A very large example.
Pronounced: Moe-ker
Conversational use:
Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.
Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.
Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.
Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.
Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.
Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!
See
2.
Slang term for a cigarette, term originally derived from a girl in Drexel Hill
you wanna catch a moker?
See
3.
One who smokes something. Or, a device used for smoking speed.
Hey Jersh, pass me the moker.
4.
slang term used as a nickname or something for a monkey who plays poker.
Bob: hi bill.
Bill: whats up moker?
See
