Molalla

What is Molalla?


1.

n. A city in Oregon, U.S.A., it is a small country town north of Oregon City

Jeff: Dude I'm going to Molalla tomorrow!

James: Dude, why? you're not going to find much onion ass in Molalla.

See country, rural

2.

A town in Oregon located approx. 20-30 mins outside Portland, Oregon. Nothing spectacular happens here. There is the Buckeroo Rodeo once a year thats about it. The high school has a recently appointed principle who runs the school like a dictator and uses fear and threats to get students to tell on each other. There are also quite a few rednecks in Molalla.

The town is named after the local Native American Tribe. The football team is called the Indians, in fact every sports team out of Molalla is called the Indians.

Molalla, Oregon home to few people and many cattle.

Principle: Tell me who did it.

Student: I'm not telling you anything.

Principle: Tell me now or I will expel you.

and so the kid rats out his friends.

See molalla, buckeroo, oregon, principle


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