Molasses Edit Meaning

1.

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

See red_beard_neo

2.

A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.

Laura, you're such a molasses!

See slug, turtle, syrup, microsoft, 5k

3.

A slang word for cumor semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

See sex, cum, semen, slang, ejaculation

4.

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.