Molasses Junction

What is Molasses Junction?

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

See shit, poop, crap, pain, wipe

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