What is Moldy Haystack?
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Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack
Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!
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the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people
Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her
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A phrase said to someone of the opposite sex when telling them that you are in the mood for sexual intercourse. Synonymous with "im..
