What is Moldy Haystack?
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Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack
Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!
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Phrase from the comedy classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Because of its relatively obscure nature, it is most often used among ..
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a pick up line used to pick up fine ladies ( usually ineffective)
darlin' bitch! I wanna take you out for a nice sea food dinner
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