What is Moldy Haystack?
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Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack
Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!
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