What is Moldy Melvin?
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Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin
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the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrec..
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Wrap a girl in a rug or carpet and you and a mate spit-roast her.
When you're both holding it on the clutch whip the rug/carpet ar..
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(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
See Kung-Fu Jesus..
