What is Moldy Melvin?
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Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
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