What is Mole Man?
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A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.
Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.
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As featured in various
He lives in the retirement castle (i think)
Gee mole man sure is cool, lets play some bingo with him!
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Random Words:
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A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.
My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!
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See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website
matter of crap
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