Mole Rat

What is Mole Rat?

1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.

If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.

See cock, shlong, rat, mole, teeth

Your Pubes

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Winnots

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Pisshead's Labourer

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