What is Mole Rat?
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1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
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(adj) The art of dropping a large turd anywhere possible.
Australian Slang.
1. Mate, my gut is starting to cane; I gotta go take a mud..