What is Moleman?
1.
Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.
Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.
2.
a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on
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friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN
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3.
a man who sits at home all day
"dude you wanna hangout and stop being such a moleman.
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4.
a man and/or woman whom drives any kind of pulic transport but creeps you out. this person is usualy over the age of 40 and doesnt have very well personal hygene.
josh: *gets into taxi
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
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5.
a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.
you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman
Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.
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