Molest Myself

What is Molest Myself?

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

See molest, search, lost and found, touch, missing

Rufnekqueen

1. A hardcore chick who loves football and hardworking men. Also known to be the queen of Oklahoma Sooners football. The RufNekQueen looke..

Kiss The Tip

1. When something great is expected, but only a very disappointing substitute is received. I thought she was gonna blow me, but instead sh..

Flutting

1. when your pants (normally on a boy) are a little too short at the bottom, and your ankles and socks show. +joe walks in with pants 5 in..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Molest Myself Edit Meaning