Molest Myself

What is Molest Myself?

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

See molest, search, lost and found, touch, missing

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Yer Maw

1. Best used as a come back If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw' See Ross 2. ..

Slays

1. How someone may respond when something outlandish or surprising is said. "Omgah...that slays me!" 2. just incredible amazem..

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