Molest Myself

What is Molest Myself?

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

See molest, search, lost and found, touch, missing

W/u

1. With You, I Would Never Break Up w/u Why Did Yu Break Up w/me? See with, me, you, break up..

40 Winks

1. Taking a short nap or short snooze. Luke, I'll take you skateboarding after I catch 40 winks. See nap, naps, winks, awake, sleep..

Ignorning

1. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, but you choose to ignore it. "Sorry I'm late, my bus broke down!" "..

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