What is Molest Myself?
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The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
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Random Words:
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a butt fucker
A FAGGIT
That little shit gobblin keeps tryin to sell me makeup
See Tyler..
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The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger.
"oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..
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a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.
Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!
See sex,..
