What is Molest Myself?
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The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
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The effect of warmness due to imbibing alcohol. The same effect as a beer jacket or beer coat but refering to liquor.
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people with out a life are those people who never do anything, except on the internet, and think their kool
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