Molest Myself

What is Molest Myself?

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

See molest, search, lost and found, touch, missing

Hynox

1. To be cut into pieces I Believe you've just been hynoxed in the *bleep*hole sir. See chopped, slashed, split, dissed..

Papsmear

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1. A whole group of your friends Yo, it's my nigga soup in there See nigga, posse, group, friends, homies, Dog the Bounty Hunter 2...

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