What is Molest Myself?
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The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
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a pancake that has come back from the grave.
only a shotgun is strong enough to hold the zombie pancakes at bay. That or love.
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