What is Molest Myself?
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The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
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Yet another term for anal sex.
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Going on a long quest in search of something that can not be found ie zelda. Driniking is usually the cause of the quest.
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