Molest Myself

What is Molest Myself?

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

See molest, search, lost and found, touch, missing

Austinite

1. A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys. Austinite: Keep Austin weird! guy: uh.. ok.. ..

Oh Bits

1. Used to express excitement about a person place of thing. Oh Bits,I had a great time See bitsy..

Zith

1. An avian fowl native to the United States' Great Lakes region (esp. Southeast Michigan) having a predatory instinct and migratory n..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Molest Myself Edit Meaning