What is Molest Myself?
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The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
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black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car
i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled..
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Someone that tries to date/fuck everyone at work
Damn, Brando is such a quebewhore
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