What is Molestable?
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'noun' A very attractive person/child. Often used to describe someone under the age of 18 or up to 15 years younger than you. If it's more than 15 years you are just a pervert.
Girl 1 (age 23): "OMG! That 15 year old boy is such a little molestable!"
Girl 2 (age 24) : "Like OMG like totally! I would soo do him!"
Girl 1 (age 23) : "You should so do it! His parents are really cool, you won't even have to do time!"
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When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.
person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!
*gets up and molests hot kid*
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A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois
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1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock
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a mitten queer by the name of "Zubia" and is an expert face pirate.
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