What is Molest-a-mobile?
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A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"
Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"
*Children climb into van...*
Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"
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He's just _the_ coolest guy on the planet. He looks just like that guy from Maximo Park, but he isn't! He's just so cool!..
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No lifing, wannabe ranger. W4tch My Hit is a noob that thinks he owns Majwinterse but sadly does not. Also he gains range wwwaaaaaaayyyy..
