Molest-a-mobile

What is Molest-a-mobile?

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

See pedophile, van, creepy, children, candy

Jack-rack

1. 1) Hanging upside-down whilst cracking one off; 2) Someone engaged in 1) My back was killin', but I fancied a quick spaff, so I d..

Making Puppies

1. To waste time; porking the pooch; variation of "fucking the dog" "Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up makin..

Tight Bacon

1. Used to descibe something thats real good. Hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night. Tight b..

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