What is Molest-a-mobile?
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A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"
Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"
*Children climb into van...*
Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"
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A girl/woman who wipes her ass under her pussy (or top to bottom) thus exposing her pussy and all pubic region to fecal matter.
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a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.
I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mi..
