What is Molest-a-mobile?
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A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"
Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"
*Children climb into van...*
Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"
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Random Words:
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A expression used to express that you are shocked.
Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears.
You: Jumping Josephat!
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n.
1. An infinate void that is contained within a pie, such that if you were to fall into it, you would be sucked into and then trapped..
