Molest-a-mobile

What is Molest-a-mobile?

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

See pedophile, van, creepy, children, candy

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