Molest-a-mobile

What is Molest-a-mobile?

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

See pedophile, van, creepy, children, candy

Mow The Front Lawn

1. to shave your pubic hair Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it Daughter: ..

867-5309

1. Jenny's phone number! Joe: Jenny, whats your number? Jenny: 867-5309 2. One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. ..

Rub A Dub

1. A bum, homeless person, or undesirable of either sex. The term does apply to street musicians, the working poor, or temporarily homeles..

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