What is Molest-a-mobile?
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A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"
Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"
*Children climb into van...*
Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"
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not just 70s? an older African-Americanism for being in love
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When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis rese..
