What is Molest-a-mobile?
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A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"
Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"
*Children climb into van...*
Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"
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To have sex with, usually on a regular basis.
Bob: I'm hanging out with Lauren Today
Joe: You should probably be hitting that.
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The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.
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