Molestation Wagon

What is Molestation Wagon?


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A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

See rape van, molester, molestache, molestation


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