What is Molesta-van?
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A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!
Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
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A girl who is exclusively after a free twix from you. On your date, she will ask for a twix. Then she will leave.
Tania is a twix whore..
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When you get a hard on so big it takes away every extra fold of skin in your body, so much that you can't even blink.
"Johnny..
