What is Molestavan?
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An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."
Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!
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Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!
My grandma takes mineral oil and has ..
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An exclamation of surprise, shock, pain or anger. A mild replacement for such phrases as "Jesus Christ!!", "F**king hell..
