Molester Bumps

What is Molester Bumps?

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

See herpes, molester, stds, aids

Crunching A Grumpy

1. pooping or taking a poop man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door...

Smugster

1. Smug hipster; pretentious, trend-following scenester. Urban Dictionary is not just for smugsters anymore. See hip, hipster, iphone, po..

Zausum

1. amazingly fuckin' awesome You guys have 87 empty cans of beer on your table, that's ZAUSUM!..

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