What is Molester Mobile?
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full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
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a coffee can with porn pictures on the outside. You can put your spare change in there.
My pussy bank is almost full.
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When one is available for receiving e-mail. This sometimes results in one 'swarming around his inbox' and doing nothing useful..
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1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.
that talking axe is glowing! Watch ou..