Molester Mobile

What is Molester Mobile?


1.

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

See rapist, molester, pervert, creep, van


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