Molester Van

What is Molester Van?


1.

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

See playground prowler

2.

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?

Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

See white van, chimo, creepy


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