Molesterbate

What is Molesterbate?


1.

When someone helps themself to masturbation against someone's will. Bascially, it's what michael jackson did to the small children he invited upstairs to his room in his house in neverland and was "watching tv with the children in his bed with their shoes off" when we all know what he was really doing to those poor 999999999999999999999999999999888542 children he "played with".

Ms. Ward says: Jimmy please molesterbate me some more like my daddy, michael jackson did.

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2.

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

See Ria


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