What is Molestered?
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Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"
~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.
~End~
Random Words:
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The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.
"She didn't know I knew..
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How to count to ten, dumbass.
Child: mommy! 12345678910!
Mommy: wow timmy! You can count!
See number, counting, one, two, three, four..