What is Molestered?
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Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"
~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.
~End~
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The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.
"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he ha..