Molesticleese Edit Meaning

1. A plastic-Spoon-Fork-Knife-Scissor-Napkin despensor. Also available with chop sticks. I seem to have a spifesorrkin stuck in my face...

1. A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree. "Hey man, did you see those apple tits over ..

1. Oral sex given to the driver of a moving vehicle. Usually given by a female companion riding shotgun. Kris: "Did you see how slow..