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1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
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when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.
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(noun) Anal sex while standing.
I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride..
