Molesting The Monkey

What is Molesting The Monkey?

1.

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were

sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

81

Random Words:

Fucking Up My Couch

1. To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events. Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is..

Damien Ricing

1. To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics. 1) Light scented candles 2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle..

Eyeginity

1. Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks ey..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free