Molinify

What is Molinify?


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1. To make any given object, task, or idea marked by moderate simplicity unecessarily complex for no apparent reason

3. To complexify

2. To put emphasis on unambiguously superflous details

I molinified the phrase "Show me the money." Now it's a five-page essay being graded on the proper use of the £

I just took a shit. Now I am going to eat it, smell it, listen to it, squish it in my hands, observe it, and look at its chemical composition. Then I think I'll write an essay about the pigments in it. Then I'll expound on it dispite the fact that it is utterly insignificant. Hey! I am going to molinify it!


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