Moll Scale

What is Moll Scale?

1.

A scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.

(Scene: Two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the Moll Scale)

#1: Okay, what's next?

#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.

#1: Let's start measuring.

Minutes pass.

#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!

See scales, birthday, science, star trek
4

Random Words:

Hyippins
1. 1. A general expression of self-satisfaction. A variation of the word hyip, "hyippins" indicates smugness rather than excitem..
Read more
Zabovis
1. Zabovis(pronounced ZA-BOW-VISS) is formaly a random, out of the blue word, created by the one and only guy,nicknamed"Joe din",..
Read more
Shitstopper
1. A shitstopper is when you thrust your knee with power to hit someone's arsehole. Therefore this is said to stop your shit. Tom ga..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free