Moll Scale

What is Moll Scale?


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A scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.

(Scene: Two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the Moll Scale)

#1: Okay, what's next?

#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.

#1: Let's start measuring.

Minutes pass.

#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!

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