What is Moll Scale?
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A scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.
(Scene: Two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the Moll Scale)
#1: Okay, what's next?
#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.
#1: Let's start measuring.
Minutes pass.
#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!
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to remove someones breasts either on purpose or when they are bumped into
upper feminine castration
ow damnit mo ive been deboobulated..
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the ability or the act of being horrible
Joe has so much horribility, but he instead, he decides to be nice to everyone.
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