What is Molly Whop?
1.
To hit extremely hard with an open or closed fist. vrb.
"Molly Whoppin on 4's every fuckin day/ I love the word molly whoppin its my favorite mang/ cause i love to do it...
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2.
When a girl is giving a man head. The man removes his penis to slap her in the face with it. Afterward he reinserts his penis into her mouth.
Debbie does Dallas-The Movie
3.
Widely used in the Bay Area, means to whoop/beat down someone badly in a fight. It can even be used when you beat your friends in a game.
Also known as tearing shit up, In gaming it could be known as a synonym for getting owned(Pwned).
Person #1 "Yo cuz, your a poodle, Ill punk you and your homies, come see me bout somethin!"
Person #2 (talking to person #3) "Is this guy yappin his mouth, yo G, lets Molly Whop this sucka"
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"Man you play too much, and if you play to much by talking the talk and by not walking the walk then you finna get Molly Whoped!"
"Did you see David, he came through Molly Whoppin up." - (This version was used in a different way, he came through looking better and harder than anyone else and beating them in style. aka stunting)
"Whats up patna, you wanna rumble with us, then your ass is getting molly whopped!"
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4.
A severly lop-sided sided fight where one party get the shit beat out of them while the other person does the beating!
Did you see the fight? That dude doubled as a punching bag, he didnt even get a throw in, damn he got molly whopped!
5.
a cock smack to the face...usually to a female
I gave her a molly whop to the face after she bit my penis
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6.
The process of kicking someones ass.
"dont make me come over there and molly whop your ass!"
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7.
verb, transitive. To slap another's face with one's penis. Usually said in response to an insult or other cutting remark directed at the speaker.
noun. A slap to the face with the penis.
Note: A molly whop works best when accompanied by the insinuation that the "whopper" has a particularly large penis. This can be accomplished by adding a qualifier after the phrase, or by prior knowledge of the "whoppee" of the "whopper"'s enormous penis.
verb form:
Jane: Can we please go to the mall today?
John: Jane, so help me god, if you ask me that one more time I'll molly whop ya!
noun form:
Jack: So I heard you and Jane had a fight the other day. What was all that about?
John: Well, she was being a bitch, so I gave her a good ol'-fashioned molly whop with my burgeoning man-meat.
Jack: Ha ha! That'll teach her!
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