What is Mollyrant?
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(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
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a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.
My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!
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A word describing any long and rambling complaint about something related to technology - typically including the terms "blah-blah-blah" or "doodly-doodly-doo!" exclaimed loudly in a high-pitched sing-song voice.
Dude, she totally just did a mollyrant!
Wish I could do a mollyrant like him.
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A long rant coined by Molly from Cnet
That speech was a Mollyrant.
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