What is Molson?
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the finest beer known to man.
The Bud Light i had was so bad i had to wash it down with 3 Molsons.
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Just another shitty macrobrew. The only slightly redeeming thing about molson is Rickard's Red. For all of you who regularly drink Molson, Labatts, Kokanee, etc.... drop dead. Support your local microbrew and taste some real beer.
"Man, this Molson is nothin' but indian piss. Maybe I should stop being a cheap bastard and buy something that deserves to be called beer."
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Canadian brewer that has cornered the market in beers that taste like frozen paint thinner. MUST be consumed at close to temperatures where nitrogen becomes a solid in order to avoid the natural taste. Which is the liquid equivalent to what microwaved shit must taste like.
Can also be effective in destroying earwig nest infestations and cleaning ear wax from dogs, cats, sheep, etc.
You'd think after 500 years, these folks at Molson would've figured it out by now.
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