What is M.o.m.?
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Mail-order marijuana.
This dealer's great. Kick-ass bud, and M.O.M. too!
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Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.
The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"
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Marine-Only-Material. Term used for a girl so ugly only a marine would hook up with her.
Hey bro don't by that girl a drink, she's a total M.O.M.
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When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.
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