Mom Battle

What is Mom Battle?


1.

When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.

whitey #1: ur gay.

whitey #2: ur moms gay.

whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!

whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?

2.

Similar to a freestyle battle, except where a select portion of a sentence is integrated with the phrase, "your mom," and repeats back and forth between two 'your-mom-ers' until one runs out of variations before the other.

albo#1: is scott giving u a ride?

albo#2: giving ur mom a ride?

albo#2: riding ur mom?

albo#2: what what!!

albo#1: riding isnt a good choice to have a mom battle over too many nasty refrences can come out of it


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