Mom Boob

What is Mom Boob?


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When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.

John: Honey, what's wrong with you?

Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!

See breasteses, mom, aunt, ick


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