What is Mom Boob?
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When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.
John: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!
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Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men..
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The act of fucking a pie.
"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgus..
