What is Mom Boob?
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When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.
John: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!
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Random Words:
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A nightmare come true - a work of Satan, himself. Also the 3 words that will make any straight man cry.
Breast reduction surgery.
*cri..