Mom Burn

What is Mom Burn?


1.

When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.

friend: "chris is a bad speller"

mom: "it's because he speaks french"

friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"

See clever, mom, burn

2.

Twice the power of a regular burn.

Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"

Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"

Teenager: "Oh snap."

See Aardvark

3.

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.

teen; do you love me mom?

mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while

teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned

See mom, mom burn, burn, cool, diss, insult

4.

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.

girl: i'm so smart, i can spell better than my friend

friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french

girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i've been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can't speak french

See burn, mom, ouch, spell, french


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